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Meri Girl Frnd Tujhe Rakhi Bandhe

2010-03-19T00:28:00.000-07:00

Khuda Kare Tujhe Khusiya Hazar Mile
Mujhe V Achha Yaar Mile
Meri Girl Frnd Tujhe Rakhi Bandhe
Aur Tujhe V Ek Aur Bahen Ka Pyaar Mile

Bus, Train or Ladki ek Jati Hai to Dusri Aati Hai I Jokes I Flirt I Indian Jokes

2010-03-18T23:58:00.000-07:00

Boy-Bus, Train or Ladki ek Jati Hai
to Dusri Aati Hai
Girl-Auto Riksha or Ladka ek Bulao to
2-4 Chale Aate Hai

Being a Good Person in Like a Goal Keeper I Life I Our Work I Our Daily Life

2010-03-18T23:55:00.000-07:00

Being a Good Person in Like a Goal Keeper
No Matter How Many Goal We Save.
People Will Remember Only The
Ones That We Missed

Yeh Kaisa Invention Hai

2010-03-18T23:52:00.000-07:00

Newton ne Apple niche girte hue
Gravity ko invent kiya.....
Saale k dimag me ye nahi aaya ki
23 Saal se susu karta tha...
Woh kya upar jaata tha???

Missed Call Aa Rahe Hai Mujhe Farida Jalal Ke

2010-03-03T02:36:00.000-08:00

Hunar Aate Hai Muhko Kamal K
Kabutar Pakad Raha Hu
Kauwa Uchal K
Priyanka, Rani or Katrina Ki Baat Kya
Missed Call Aa Rahe Hai Mujhe Farida Jalal K

Tumsa Koi Dusra Zamin Par Hua Toh Rab Se Shikawat Hogi I Dosti I Pyaar I Love

2010-03-03T02:34:00.000-08:00

Tumsa Koi Dusra Zamin Par Hua
Toh Rab Se Shikawat Hogi
Ek Ko Toh Jhella Nahi Jata
Dusra Aya Toh Meri Kya Halat Hogi

Correction Of Mistake is The First Step Of Success

2010-03-03T02:31:00.000-08:00

Every Body Says That
Mistake Is The First Step of Success
But The Real Fact Is....
Correction Of Mistake is The First Step
Of Success

Tumhe Bhul Kar Jina Hai Muskil I Sad SMS I Mobile SMS I Prem

2010-03-03T02:18:00.000-08:00

Intezar Ke Pal Bitana Hai Mushkil
Tumhe Bhul Kar Jina Hai Muskil
Harsat Hai Ki Tumhare Sath Puri Zndgi Betau
Par Jo Chot Dil Pe Pagi Hai
Usse Bhul Pana Muskil

Tum Chup Raho Mere Pati Dev I Husband Wife Jokes I Hitlar Wife

2010-03-01T23:53:00.000-08:00

Behosh Admi Ko Dekh Kar
Dr-Ye Mar Chuka Hai
Tabhi Admi Bola- Mai Zinda Hu
Admi Ki Biwi Boli-
Tum Chup Raho,
Itna Bada Doctor Kya Jhut Bolega

Dost Murkh Hai I Dhyan Dena Prabhu I Flirt I Jokes

2010-03-01T23:49:00.000-08:00

Every Second God Remember U
Every Minute God Bless U
Every Hour God Care U
BCoz
Every Hour I Pray 2 God
"Dost Murkh Hai..Dhyan Dena Prabhu"

Jaha Chot Khana Waha Muskurana I Sad SMS I Jab Chot Dil Pe Lagta Hai

2010-02-28T22:48:00.000-08:00

Kisine Kaha Tha
Kisise Na Kehna
Lage Chot Dilpe Toh Khamosh Hi Rehna
Jaha Chot Khana Waha Muskurana
Magar Muskurana is Ada Se Ki
Ro De Sara Zamana

Holi Ka Dher Sara Pyaar I Rango Ka Pyaar I Love Festival

2010-02-28T22:42:00.000-08:00

Bhang Ki Khusbu
Thandai Ki Mithas
Rango Ki Bahar
Holi Ki Tohar
Thodi Si Masti
Dher Sara Pyaar
Sabse Pahle Mubarak Ho Apko
Holi Ka Tohar

Indian Festival I White I Red I Yellow I Green I Pink I Happy Holi

2010-02-28T22:37:00.000-08:00

Peace - White
Power - Red
Knowledge - Yellow
Development - Green
Love - Pink
Success - Blue
I Wish U These All Colors Come
In Ur Life
Happy Holi

Socha Kisi Apne Se Baat Karu I Happy Holi I Festival I Color Festival

2010-02-28T22:34:00.001-08:00

Socha Kisi Apne Se Baat Karu
Apne Kisi Khas Ko Yaad Karu
Kiya to Faisla Holi Ki
Shubkmnye Dene Ka
Dil Ne Kaha Ku Na Apse Suruwat Karu
Happy Holi

Tera Naam Kya Hai I Funny I Jokes I Santa Banta

2010-02-25T02:52:00.000-08:00

Boy-Tera Naam Kya Hai

Girl-Meena,,Aur Tera?

Boy-Kamena

Girl-Jhoota Kahi Ka

Boy-Tu 5mnt Mere Pas Beth k Dekh le

Tu b Yehi Naam Se Bulayegi

Aaoge Jab Ghar Hamare I Hindi SMS I Dost Tum Ho

2010-02-25T02:49:00.000-08:00

Aaoge Jab Ghar Hamare
Hum Dip Jala Lenge
Jab Miloge
Hum Eid Mana Lenge
Dosti ka na koi Mandir
Na Koi Masjid
Jaha Dua Mangoge
Wahi Sar Jhuka Lenge

Kya Tune Bhula Dia apne is DOST ko I Miss You

2010-02-25T02:47:00.000-08:00

Na Khat Koi na Peigam aya Hai

Jo Chaha Nahi Wohi anjam aya Hai

Kya Tune Bhula Dia apne is DOST ko

Q ki Aaj na Koi Dua na Salam aya Hai

Buramat Mano Happy Holi I Rangoli I Indian Festival

2010-02-25T02:43:00.000-08:00

Makkhi Ki Roti
Nimbu Ka Achar
Suraj Ki Kirne..Khusio Ki Bahar
Chand Ki Chandni..Apno Ka Pyaar
Mubarak Ho Apko
Happy Holi Ka Tohar

Mehsus Karu Wo Ehsaas Ho Aap I Love SMS I Love Special

2010-02-25T02:42:00.000-08:00

Mehsus Karu Wo Ehsaas Ho Aap
Zindgi De Wo Har Sans Ho Aap
Hasi De Wo Khusi Ho Aap
Khabi Kho Na Sako Aisa
Achha Pyaar Ho Aap

7Letters Make FriendsThat’s We Are

2010-02-23T23:32:00.000-08:00

Ak Chingari V Aag Se Kam Nahi Hoti
Sadgi V Singar Se Kam Nahi Hoti
Ye to Apni Apni Soch Ka Fark Hai
Warna
Dosti V Pyaar Se Kam Nahi Hoti

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7is Very Great no,B Coz
7Days Make Week
7Colors Make Rainbow
7Sur Make Music
7Round Make Life Partner
& Most Important
7Letters Make FriendsThat’s We Are

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Bhuloge To Yaad Dilayenge
Ruthoge To Manayege
Rowge To Hasayenge
Hum
Tere Naam k Salman Khan Jaisa Hai
Ghajni k Amir Khan Jaisa Nahi
Jo 15mnt Baad Bhul Jayenge

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U R So ‘Vichitr’
I Cant Draw ur ‘Chitr’
But I Like ur ‘Charitr’
Ur Heart is So ‘Pavitr’
That’s Why u r My ‘Mitr’
Samje Pavitr Charitr Wale Vichitr Mitr

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Har Dost Se Achhi Baat Karna Fitrat Hai Hamari
Har Dost Khus Rahe Ye Hasrat Hai Hamari
Koi Hum Ko Yaad Kare
Har Dost Ko Roz Yaad Karna
Hasrat Hai Hamari

Good Morning SMS-Mobile SMS + Friends SMS

2010-02-23T23:28:00.000-08:00

Utho Alsiyo aur Desh Ka Kuch Bhala Karo

Areee
Areee
Aap Ho??
Sorry Sorry
Aap to Wapas So Jao
Usi Me Desh Ki Bhalai Hai

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Wo Maza Takht Me na Taaj Me
Na Duniya Ke Raaz Me
Na Sur Me
Na Saaz Me
Na Kubeer Ke Khazane Me
Jo Maza Hai Utkhar Fir Se
So Jane me

Kash Dil V SMS Ki Tarah Hoti

2010-02-23T23:21:00.000-08:00

Dil Me Rahne Wale
Kharab Kirayedar Hote Hai
Bcoz..Wo
Dil Pe Kabza Karte Hai
Rent Nahi Dete
Dil Khali Nahi Karte
Jab Jate Hai
Dil Tod Jate Hai

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Waqt Badla Hai “Zindgi” k Sath
Zindgi Badlti Hai “Mohabbat” k Sath
Mohabbat Nahi Badlti “Apno” k Sath
Bas Apne Badal Jate Hai “Waqt” k Sath

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Kash Dil V SMS Ki Tarah Hoti
Hum Apke Gamo Ko Rec Karte
Apni Khusiyo Ko Apko Send Karte
Apki Narajgi Ko Delete Karte
Aur
Apki Hasi Ko Save Karte

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Loving Sum1 Who Doesnot Love U
Is Like Watching a Star
U Know U Can Never Reach There
But U Just Have 2Keep on trying
& Why Not..
Stars Also Fall Down

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Sada Udas na Baitho
Fiza Taang Karegi
Gujre Hue Lamho Ki Saza Tang karegi
Kisiko Na Lao Dil k Itna KareebUske Jane k Bad Uski Har 1 Ada Tang Karegi

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When Ever We Miss Some1
We Look At The Sky

Although

We Cant See The Person There

But
We Feel Happy That
We Two r Under The Same Sky

hindi sms-hindi joaks-funny joaks-santa banta

2010-02-20T05:26:00.000-08:00

Bhikari ne phone kiya
Hello Taj Hotel?

1 Pizza
1 Biryani
1 Rasmalai bhej do…
Taj – Kiske naam se bejhu?
Bhikari – Allah k naam pe bhej de
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Pakisthan me twins baby paida hue to SAAS boli
“Lo batao, Hamare pakisthan ki halat dekh kar
ab bache v akele ate hue darte hai

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Ganja going on road
A bird hits on his head
“Hey Bhagwan ye kya hua”
Bhagwan – Bacha tu itni dhup me ja raha hai
Maito sirf sunscreen lotion dala hai

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Pad kar kya karma hai
Akhir ek din sabko marna hai
4 din khusi se jee lo
Kyunki agle janam me phir se
Nursery se hi shuru karna hai

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Boy - Raat ko neend nehi
Subah ko chain nehi
Har pal pyas hi pyas hai
Aag hi aag hai
Kya yhi pyar hai?

Girl – Nehi yeh to garmi ki shuruwat hai

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Kanjus Baap – Kaha gya tha?
Beta – gf k sath tha
Baap gusse se – Kitna kharcha kya ?
Beta –250
Baap –250?
Beta –Uske pass itna hi tha

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indian joaks-santa banta jokes-hansi mazak

2010-02-20T05:23:00.000-08:00

Premi- Mujhe mehanti saadgi se rehne wale
Aagyakari
Aur Ghar sanwar kr rakhne wali ladki chahiye
Girl- Mere ghar aa k mere naukrani ko le ja
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Hum pagal unke piche
Wo pagal koi aur ke piche
Koi aur pagal apke piche
Aap pagal kisi aur k piche
Hahaha
Sare pagal aage piche

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Jab apks sms ata hai
Mera rom rom machal uthta hai
Ang ang me gudgudi hota hai
Ye sms ka kasur nahi hai
Kambakth mobile vibrate hota hai

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Great people think about ideas
Average people talk about things
Small people talk about other people
And legend people never talk
They send SMS

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Arz kiya hai
Ke ruthi hai aise wo humse
Jaise hum sach me unhe mana lenge
Wah Wah
Itna waqt Q bekar kare
Itne me to hum dusri pata lenge

friendship sms-dosti sms-friends love

2010-02-20T05:16:00.000-08:00

Pucha Mujse Chand Sitaro ne
Tuze Bhula Diya Tere Jigri Yaaro ne
Maine Muskurate Hue Kaha
Bhul to Nahi Sakta

Bus Lage Honge
Kamine Kisi Ko Patane me
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Friendship is Not That
U Make Fun of Friends
Its Making Fun Among The Group
With A Promise in Heart That
“Koi Aur Tumhe Kuch Bolke To Dekhe”
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Some Day U Will 4get About Me

My Name…
My Voice…
Who I Am &
Who I Am 2 U…

If That Ever Happens

Kasam Se Khun Kharaba Ho Jayega
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Love Means 668437
Advice Means 8322437
Anytime 3743637
Life Time 847455
And
Friend Means 968

On Dictionary Mode & Type
Its Amazing..
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Tumse Dosti Kuch is Tarah Nivayenge
Hazar Bar Ruthoge to Manayenge
Man Jan Varna
Aisi Dosti Dikhayenge
Ki
Log Apse Milne Hospital me Ayenge

Pad kar kya karma hai

2009-04-29T06:56:00.000-07:00

Premi- Mujhe mehanti saadgi se rehne wale
AagyakariAur Ghar sanwar kr rakhne wali ladki chahiye
Girl- Mere ghar aa k mere naukrani ko le ja

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Hum pagal unke piche
Wo pagal koi aur ke piche
Koi aur pagal apke piche
Aap pagal kisi aur k piche
HahahaSare pagal aage piche

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Jab apks sms ata hai
Mera rom rom machal uthta hai
Ang ang me gudgudi hota hai
Ye sms ka kasur nahi hai
Kambakth mobile vibrate hota hai

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Great people think about ideas
Average people talk about things
Small people talk about other people
And legend people never talk
They send SMS

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Arz kiya hai
Ke ruthi hai aise wo humse
Jaise hum sach me unhe mana lenge
Wah Wah
Itna waqt Q bekar kare
Itne me to hum dusri pata lenge

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Bhikari ne phone kiya
Hello Taj Hotel?

1 Pizza
1 Biryani
1 Rasmalai bhej do…
Taj – Kiske naam se bejhu?
Bhikari – Allah k naam pe bhej de

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Pakisthan me twins baby paida hue to SAAS boli
“Lo batao, Hamare pakisthan ki halat dekh kar
ab bache v akele ate hue darte hai

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Ganja going on road
A bird ghits on his head
“Hey Bhagwan ye kya hua”
Bhagwan – Bacha tu itni dhup me ja raha hai
Maito sirf sunscreen lotion dala hai

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Pad kar kya karma hai
Akhir ek din sabko marna hai
4 din khusi se jee lo
Kyunki agle janam me phir se
Nursery se hi shuru karna hai

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Boy - Raat ko neend nehi
Subah ko chain nehi
Har pal pyas hi pyas hai
Aag hi aag hai
Kya yhi pyar hai?

Girl – Nehi yeh to garmi ki shuruwat hai

FLIRT SMS

2009-04-26T23:51:00.000-07:00

Shama jail to parwane bane
Sharab bani to maikhane khule
E dost apni birth date hi batao
Pata to chale
Kis din pagal khane bane

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Happy pagal day
Ye msg usko bhejo jo apki nazar me duniya ka sabse bada pagal hai
Maine to bhej diya
Ab mujhe wapas bhej kar maha paaglo wala harkat mat karma

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Boy to Father-
Baap idhar aa
Mother- Aise nahin bolte beta
Daddy ko izzat se bulate hai
Boy- Baap…Izzat se idhar aa

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Yeh kis tarah yaad arah ho
Aankhen band hai phir bhi nazar aarahe ho
Na jane ku aisa lagta hai ki
Samne khare ho aur
POONCH hila hari ho

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SAAS- Bhagyan ne tumhe 2 akhen di
Chawal se pathar nahi nikal sakti
BAHU- Bhagyan ne tumhe 32 dant diye
2-4 pathar nahi chaba sakti

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Blackmailing in a new style

EMPLOYEE- Agar apne meri salary nai badhai to
Mai sare office ko bata dunga ki
Apne meri salarybadha di hai

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Santa- Oye kya kar raha he?
Banta- Is baby ki aawaz record kar rha hu
Santa- Wok u?
Banta- Wo jab bada ho jayega
Us se is ka matlab puchunga

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Sweet like honey
Costly like money
Blessing like shower
Smiling like flower
Cool like ice
A person so nice
Guess who?

Oye hello !
Its me, not u

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Khat likh raha hu khun se
Saahi mat samajna
-
-
Khat likh raha hu khun se
Saahi mat samajna
Kisi mariz ka sample liya tha
Mera mat samajna

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Most innocent dhamki
As the thief was leaving the house
A kid woke up & said-
Mera school bag bhi le ja kamine
Warna MUMMY ko jaga dunga

Jokes sms

2009-04-24T00:40:00.000-07:00

This is an Adult msg
If u r under the age of 18Pls don’t read this sms…
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-Election is round the cornerPlz VOTE

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Ye pyar v ajib cheez he
Maa se ho to mamta
Bap se ho to kartavya
Bhai se ho to dharm
Bahan se ho to farz
Aur
Biwi se ho to
Sonu
Monu
Chotu

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Arz kiya hai
Mera yeh dil teri hi mohabbat ke liye hai
Wah Wah
Mera yeh dil teri hi mohabbat ke liye hai
Lekin
Ye offer kam time ke liye hai

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Boy- Janeman is dil me aja
Gril- Sandle nikalu ?
Boy- Pagli, ye mandir nahi,
Aise hi aja

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Pappu Double Decker bus me upar jakar betha
Jaise hi bus chali wo bhagkar niche aa gaya
Conductor – Niche Q aaye?
Pappu- Oye, upar driver nehi hai

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Full form of BOYS
B- Badmashiyo me sabse aage
O- Owl ki tarah raat me jage
Y- Yaarian nibhate jaan laga ke
S- Sharif sirf maa-baap k aage

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Pappu auto se ek wheel nikal raha tha
Sonu- Tum auto se wheel Q nikal rahe ho
Pappu- Dikhai nei deta yaha likha he-
“Parking is only for 2wheelers”

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What is the similarity between Marriage and 11.59pm?
Ans- Dono k baad 12 bajte hai
aur din badal jate hai

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Ek admi bola aisi zindgi se to maut acchi
Achanak Yamdut aya or bola-
Tumhara jan lene ka hokum hai
Admi- Lo batao ab insaan mazak bhi na kare

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Ek aap ho jo
Payare ho
Kabil ho
Smart ho
Sundar ho
Aur ke hum hai jo otna jhut bilte hai

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Kya apne kabhi
“BHOOT”
ko plastic cover me lipta dekha hai
Nehi
Waqai nehi
To apna ID Card nikal kar dekh lena

Romantic Sad SMS

2009-04-23T13:05:00.000-07:00

Bina gum khusi ka pata kese chelega
Bina roye hasi ka maza kese milega
Wo jo v karta he wo hi janta hai
Hum jan gaye to use khuda kon kehga

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Un k honto pe jab naam mera ayega
Khud ko ruswai se kaise bchaya hoga
Sun k fasana oro se meri barbadi ka
Kya unko
Apna sitam na yaad aya hoga

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Hum to tere dilki mehfil sajane aye the
Teri kasam tuze apna banane aye the
Kis bat ki saza di tune humko
Hum to tere dard ko apna banana aye the

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Mitti ka jism leke pani k ghar me hu
Manzil me maut meri har pal safar me hu
Hona he qatl ye malum he muze
Par khbar nhi kisi nazar me hu

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Pyar wafa sab kuch mita diya hota
Uska nam tak bhula diya hota
Agar tasvir uski dil me na hoti
To ksam se khud ko b jala diya hota

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Na tasveer hai aapki jo deedar kiya jaye
Na aap pass ho jo pyar kiya jaye
Yeh konsa dard diya hai apne
Na kuch kaha jaye
Na Apke bina jiya jaye

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Na dil se hota hai
Na dimag se hota hai
Ye pyar to itefaq se hota hai
Par pyar karke pyar mile
Ye itefaq kisi kisi ke sath hota hai

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Mohobbat wo bhi jatane lage he
Paigam unke bhi aane lage hai
Ikraar karte he vo mohobbat ka ab
Jan unki duniya hum chod kar jane lage he

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Chahnewalo kabi apna b zamana tha
Sara saher kabi apna b diwana tha
Tum to karte ho dosto se dosti
Apna to dusmano se b yarana tha

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Is do pal ki jindagi me yanhaai ku he
Apko hum se hamesha ruswai q hai
Is duniya me insaan kam to nhi
Fir b mere sath sirf meri parchai ku hai

Romantic Sad SMS

2009-04-22T10:34:00.000-07:00

Zindgi mere ansu me dhal gayi
Sare zamane ki mujse nazar bdal gayi
Waqt ne aisa sitam kiya hai Yaro
Ke har arzu mere hatho se fisal gyi

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Kash koi hume bata de
Log kaise apne pyar ko bhool jate he
Kasme khate he Jiske sath jeene marne ki
Fir kaise wo uska dil 1 pal me tod jate he

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Shaam udas thi
Subah udas thi
Kafan me lipti meri laas thi
E duniya walo mujhe wahi dafnna
Jaha meri uski pehli mulakat thi..

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Kalrat sapne me teri tasver bna dali
Dil ko itni achi lagi k sene se laga dali
Kisi ki nazar na lag jaye tuze
Isliye apne hi aansu se mita dali

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Mera nasib mit gya mere hatho se
Banke ansu jhalk gya meri ankho se
Aap hi btaye kaise bhul jau tumko
Jo dur hi nhi gya meri sanso se

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Par raat nahi kat ti hai
Ab a bhi jao JAAN
Tere bina sanse bhi nahi chalti hai
I MISS U

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Mujhe seene se lagane wala koi nhi
Agar ruth jau to manane wala koi nhi
JAAN tu itni ziddi kab se ho gyi
Agr mar gya to kafan pahnane wala koi nhi

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Wo dhundte rhe hume dar badar
Shayad unhe hamari talash thi
Par afsos jis kabar par the unke kadam
Usi kabr me meri lash thi

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Pyar ki kali sab ke liye khilti nahi
Chah kar bhi har 1 cheez milti nahi
Sacha pyar kismet se milta hai
Par har 1 ko aisi kismet milti nahi

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Is dunia ki sabse badi haqikt
Agar
Ap kisi ko unki hesiyt se jyada pyar karo to
1din wai pyr apke prati nafrat ka karan ban jata hai

Romantic Sad SMS

2009-04-20T05:59:00.000-07:00

Ek zra si bhool khata ban gai
Meri wafa hi meri szaa ban gai
Dil lia aur khel kar tod dia
Hmari jaan gai aur unki adaa ban gai

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Kisiki yaad mere pas rehti hai
Bahot dino se ankhe udas rehti hai
Bichad gya wo par dil nahi manta
Na jane Q milne ki ab b aas rehti hai

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Dil kuch khatak raha he
Saanso me kuch atak raha he
Tumhe na hogi is baat ki khabar kabhi
Ki tumhe pane k liye koi bhatak raha he

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Pehli mohabbat main khata kar raha hu
Kisi bewafa se wafa kar raha hu
Vo thukraae to kya hua mere khuda
Tu hi mila de duwa kar raha hu

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Hr roz naya zakhm e judai n diya kar
Pyar krna nhi hota to mt kiya kar
Ab teri bato me sachai nhi milti
Ab apni mohbt ki safai na diya kar

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Dard se dosti ho gayi yaaro
Zindagi bedard ho gayi yaaro
Kya hua jo jal gaya aashiyana hamara
Door tak roshni to ho gayi yaaro

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Lafzon me fasane dhondte hai
Lamho me zamane dhondte hai
Tum zeher bhi do magar pyar se
Hum to tum par fanah hone ke bahane dhondte hai

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Usko mere waado ka aitbaar hoga
Dil me kisi ka bahut pyar hoga
Chhod dia usne bich jakar mera sath
Shayd kinre pr use kisi or ka intzar hoga

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A khuda pyar nhi likha tha taqdir me to
Unse ishq q krvaya
Shayad tadpte dekhna chahte the hume
Q uss ke pyar ka hume mohra bana dia

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Khaye he lakho dhoke
1 dhoka or she lenge
Tum le jao apni doli ko
Hum apne janaze ko barat keh lenge

Romantic Sad SMS

2009-04-20T05:30:00.000-07:00

Tum sath na Do mera
Chalna MUZE aate hay
Har aag se WAKIF hu may
Jalna Mujhe aata hai

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Safar Me Dhoop Hogi Chal Sko To Chalo
Sabi He Safar Me
Chal Sako To Chalo
Yaha Koi Kisi Ko Rasta Nhi Deta
Muze Gira K Sambhal Sko To Chalo

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Apki yadon ka Mehal bnaya humne
Arzu ka diya is mein jalaya humne
Bhulne wale tujhe meri qasam
Koi wo lamha bta jis me tujhe bhulaya humne

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Hum ye nahi kehta k koi unke liye dua n mange
Hum ye nahi kehta k koi unke liye dua n mange
Bas itna chate hai k koi dua me unko N Mange

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Kbi himat to kbi hosle se har gye
Hum bad nasub the jo her kisi se har gye
Ajib khel ka medan hai ye duniya
K jisko jeet chuke Usise har gaye

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Uski ankho me koi dukh bsa ho shayad
Ya mujhe vahem ho shayad
Maine poocha ke Bhool Gye ho mujhko
Sun kar usne Aankhon se kaha “SHAYAD”

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Haqikt k rup me khwab banta gya
Jese jese wo chera kitab bnta gya
Usne kaha pani acha kgta he
Fir, mere ashqo ka talab bnta gya

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Chahkar bhi dilse hume mita na paoge
Chahkar bhi hume bhula na paoge
Ye vaada karte hai apse ae sanam
Har hasin vhere me meri surat paoge

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Log khate hai mhabut Zindgi hoti hai Maut nhi
Magr unhe kya ptaDhoka v Zindgi Deti hai
Maut Nhi

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Pal aisa tha ki hum inkar na kar paye
Zamane k dares ikrar na kar paye
Na thi jinke bina zindgi munasib
Chor dia sath aur hum sawal na kar paye

jokes

2009-04-03T21:24:00.000-07:00

Patni-Main tumhari zindagi ki kitaab hu
Pati-Yahi to afsos hai Calender hoti to hr saal change to kr leta

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Teri Dosti me diwane ho gaye
Tujhe apna banate banate begane ho gaye
Pukar le 1 bar pyar se mere dost
MURGE ki awaz sune zamane ho gaye

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Santa Rail ki Patri Pr So Gya
Banta-Kya Kar Rahe ho Train Ayegi To Maroge
Snta-Mere Upar Se Jahaj Guzar Gya To Kuch Nhi Hua,Train Kya Chej he

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Dost Ka Jb Koi
Pegham Ayega
Honto Pe Tera Hi
Nam Ayega
Lag Jaye Jb Tere
Damn Pe Koi Dagh
To Gbrana Mt
Akhir Surf Exel Kb
Kaam Ayega

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Santa:Why has the Govt
Fixed voting age 18yrs & marriage age 21yrs?
Banta:Govt ko pata hai ki desh sambhalna aasan he
Lekin biwi ko nhi

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Santa:Arre dekh teri biwi ko saap kaath raha hai
Banta:Chinta mat kar yarr,uska zahar khatam ho gaya hoga
Recharge karwane aaya hoga

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Santa Ghar ka Darwaza Ukhaad Ke
Kandhe Pe Rakh Ke Jar Raha tha
Kisi Ne Pucha:Kahan Ja rahe Ho?
Santa:Taala Khulwanay

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Exam ANTHEM:
Hum sub honge pass
Hum sab honge pass ekdin
Ho ho
Likhte hai bakwaas
Fir bhi hai viswaas
Paper hoga Jakkhas Ek Din…

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Pappu ko truck ne takar mar di
Dost:Yar jo hona tha ho gaya,par tu itna dara hua Q hau?
Yar Q ki us truck ke piche likha tha
Fir milenge

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Santa:Yaar maine naye detergent se apni shirt dhuyi
Aur wo chhoti ho gayi! Ab kya karoon?
Banta:Usi detergent se ek baar khud naha le

Funny sms

2009-03-25T00:39:00.000-07:00

6 Dogs Running on Road
1 Ask , Tum Sb Bhag Kyu Rahe Ho?
Other Said: Bagal Ki Gali Me Naya Laga He
Tum Bhi Chalo Su-Su Karke Ate Hai

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Munna: Ye sala College ka fullform kya hai?
Circuit: Apun ko malum hai na bhai
C-Come
O-On
L-Lets
L-Love
E-Every
G-Girl
E-EveryDay

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What is the Difference between DD & Cheque?
DD is like wife which is being trusted but cheque is like GF
Which can bounce at any time

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Mera beta bike se gir gaya hai
Doctor-Pls speak English
Lady-My londa gironda from Hero Honda
Broken Haddi
Karo
MalamPatti

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Exam k Pavan mauke pe arz Kiya hai
Padhna likhna tyag de mitra
Nakal ki rakh aas
Dhak rajai soja
Rab Karega Pass
BOLO CHETAR BABA KI JAI

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Pappu-Guruji,Lambai umar k liye kya karu?
Guruji-Shadi karlo
Pappu-Usse kya umar lambi hogi?
Guruji-nai,lambi lagne lagegi

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Teacher-Agar chor piche k darwaje se aayethen wat to do?
Pappu-Just dial 001, Police bhi peche se ayegi

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Wife-Tumhara Dost Galat Ladki Se Shadi Kr Raha He
Tum Usse Rokte Q Nahi?
Husband-Q Roku Sale Ko?Usne Muje Roka Tha Kya

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Pati-Mujpe Gussa Aane Pe Control Kaise Katri Ho
BIWI-Toilet saaf karti hu
Par Control Kaise Hota H
B:Me Apke Tuthbrush Se Saaf karti Hu

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Pappu-WO ladki behri hai
Raju-Kaise?
Pappu-Maine use I LOVE U kaha to boli
“Maine kal hi naya sandal kharida he”

Romantic sms page1

2009-03-05T20:52:00.000-08:00

Aasuon ke chalne ki awaz nahi hoti
Dil ke tootne ki ahat nahi hoti
Agar hota khuda k har dard ka ehsaas
To use dard dene ki adat nahi hoti

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Ek din tujse rutkar dekhna hai.
Tere manane ka andaz dekhna hai.
Abhi to do pal hi sath chale ho,
Kab tak tum sath chaloge..ekdin ye bhi dekhna hai

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Saathi sirf woh nahi hota jo jeevan bhar sath nibhaye.
Sathi to woh hai jo jivan ke kuch palon mein bhi
Jeevan bhar ka saath de jaye.

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Jala denge apne dil ko diye ki tarah.
Teri zindigi me roshni lane ke liye.
Seh lenge chubhan ko pairon tale
Teri rahon me phool bichane ke liye.

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Hum jal kar v roshni failate rahe.
Mere jal ne ko kisi ne dekha hi nahi.
Mere roshni pe sab muskurate rahe.

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Teri bahon me zindigi guzar jaye.
Ankho me saanso me tu sama jaye.
Ho na tu kabhi zuda ek pal liye.
Rahe itni kareeb ho k hosh hi na aye.

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Jis tarah rago me khun baheta hai.
Is tarah teri chahat ka junun raheta hai.
Zindgi ki har khusi mansub he tujse
Baat ho tujse to dilko sukun milta hai.

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Sabke hote hua b tanhai mili hai.
Wafa kar k b burai mili hai.
Jitni dua ki kisiko pane ki.
Usse zyada uski judai mili hai.

Jokes

2009-02-14T01:59:00.002-08:00

Beta-Muze dur ka nehi dikta hai.Chasma Lagao
Papa usko bahar lake bole-Wo kya hai?
Beta-Suraj
Papa-Abbe..Isse age kya Bhagwan dikhega..
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Pappu akela Helicoptr sikh raha tha..
Achanak Helicoptr niche aa gira
Pilot-Kya Hua?
Pappu-Upar thand lag raha tha,Isiliye Pankha band kar dia
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7 Chatai pe 7 Sadhu baithe the
1bhakt ne sabse bara sadhu se pucha-Baba ladkiya line nehi deti..kya karu..
Sadhu (chote sadhu se)-1 chatai aur la
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Judge-Is Pappu k dono kan kaat do
Pappu-Nehi mai andha ho jaunga
Judge-kaan katne se andha kaise hoge?
Pappu-Chasma nehi pahen sakunga na..
*****
No 1 can Ever b satisfied wid 3 things in life
1.Mobile
2.Automobile
3.GirlFriend
B.Coz. Ther's always better model available in future
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GAJANI EFFECT

A boy open his tiffin box on the road.

Why?

He wanted to check ..

Whether he was going to school or coming back.
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Do sardar chess khel rahe the
1st-chal yaar ab game bandh kar.
2nd-Thik hai.waise bhi tera ghora aur mera hati hi bacha hai
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Mera beta bike se gir gaya hai
Doctor-Pls speak in English
Lady-My londa gironda from hero honda
Broken haddi.
karo malam patti

love sms page1

2008-04-10T12:28:00.000-07:00

* If 10 people care 4 u, one of them is me, if 1 person cares 4 u that would be me again, if no 1 cares 4 u that means i m not in this world.

* Love bears all things, Love believes all things, Love hopes all things, and most precious of all, Love endures all things. Come we love and make things happy.

* I m feeling so happy, do u know why? cuz i m so lucky, do u know how? cuz God loves me.Do u know how? cuz he gave me a gift. Do u know what? its YOU my love.

* A smile to put you on high… A kiss to set your soul alright…Would it be alright if I spent tonight being loved by you?

* "Sadday,
moanday,
tearsday,
wasteday,
thirstday,
frightday,
shatterday... so be in Luv everyday...
Wish u a Happy Valentine's Day

* If i were a tear in ur eye i wood roll down onto ur lips.But if u were a tear in my eye i wood never cry as i wood be afraid 2 lose u!

* Just wondering, wud u smile if I smile at u? wud u say hello if i greet u? wud u talk 2 me if i talk 2 u? wud u add "too" if i tell u i miss u

*

Keeping someone in our heart is very easy...

But, to be in someone's heart is most difficult..

So "RESPECT" the heart which CARES for U...

Love bears all things, Love believes all things, Love hopes all things, and most precious of all, Love endures all things. Come we love and make things happy.

Funny sms page1

2008-04-06T03:59:00.000-07:00

*Fact1: You can not touch
your lower lip with your tounge…
Fact2: After reading this,
99/100 idiots would try it.

*If today any 1 talks & praises u 4 ur
1) gud looks
2 ) nature
3 ) style
4 ) attitude,
kick them off.
How dare they fool u before april 1st.

*- One day Raja and rani decided to send messages to each other by using Pigeon instead of mobile. The very next day pigeon reached raja without any message. He angried and called to rani.She told stupid "This was a missed call"

*can you lend me 2000 Rs? i need it. please help me out, i know you have it, i wil return it .a sardar asks to ATM machine???????

*You are one of the most CUTE persons in the world!!
Just a second, don’t misunderstand.
CUTE means:
Creating
Useless
Troubles
Everywhere..

* God made man and then rested. God made women and then no one rested

*Dear user,your wife can become mother without your struggle!Just SMS 'CHILD' or call customer care at 9890****** & be a tension-free DAD!

Where r u? U r u not replying?
I m worried coz todays paper I read that due 2 thunder a monkey has been severely injured. So if u r safe, SMS me immediately.

*I want u … To be with me In a nice Restaurent To have candle light dinner…. & to say those sweet three words to U…. “Pay The Bill”