Beta-Muze dur ka nehi dikta hai.Chasma Lagao
Papa usko bahar lake bole-Wo kya hai?
Beta-Suraj
Papa-Abbe..Isse age kya Bhagwan dikhega..
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Pappu akela Helicoptr sikh raha tha..
Achanak Helicoptr niche aa gira
Pilot-Kya Hua?
Pappu-Upar thand lag raha tha,Isiliye Pankha band kar dia
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7 Chatai pe 7 Sadhu baithe the
1bhakt ne sabse bara sadhu se pucha-Baba ladkiya line nehi deti..kya karu..
Sadhu (chote sadhu se)-1 chatai aur la
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Judge-Is Pappu k dono kan kaat do
Pappu-Nehi mai andha ho jaunga
Judge-kaan katne se andha kaise hoge?
Pappu-Chasma nehi pahen sakunga na..
*****
No 1 can Ever b satisfied wid 3 things in life
1.Mobile
2.Automobile
3.GirlFriend
B.Coz. Ther's always better model available in future
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GAJANI EFFECT
A boy open his tiffin box on the road.
Why?
He wanted to check ..
Whether he was going to school or coming back.
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Do sardar chess khel rahe the
1st-chal yaar ab game bandh kar.
2nd-Thik hai.waise bhi tera ghora aur mera hati hi bacha hai
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Mera beta bike se gir gaya hai
Doctor-Pls speak in English
Lady-My londa gironda from hero honda
Broken haddi.
karo malam patti
Papa usko bahar lake bole-Wo kya hai?
Beta-Suraj
Papa-Abbe..Isse age kya Bhagwan dikhega..
***************
Pappu akela Helicoptr sikh raha tha..
Achanak Helicoptr niche aa gira
Pilot-Kya Hua?
Pappu-Upar thand lag raha tha,Isiliye Pankha band kar dia
***************
7 Chatai pe 7 Sadhu baithe the
1bhakt ne sabse bara sadhu se pucha-Baba ladkiya line nehi deti..kya karu..
Sadhu (chote sadhu se)-1 chatai aur la
***************
Judge-Is Pappu k dono kan kaat do
Pappu-Nehi mai andha ho jaunga
Judge-kaan katne se andha kaise hoge?
Pappu-Chasma nehi pahen sakunga na..
*****
No 1 can Ever b satisfied wid 3 things in life
1.Mobile
2.Automobile
3.GirlFriend
B.Coz. Ther's always better model available in future
***************
GAJANI EFFECT
A boy open his tiffin box on the road.
Why?
He wanted to check ..
Whether he was going to school or coming back.
***************
Do sardar chess khel rahe the
1st-chal yaar ab game bandh kar.
2nd-Thik hai.waise bhi tera ghora aur mera hati hi bacha hai
***************
Mera beta bike se gir gaya hai
Doctor-Pls speak in English
Lady-My londa gironda from hero honda
Broken haddi.
karo malam patti
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