6 Dogs Running on Road
1 Ask , Tum Sb Bhag Kyu Rahe Ho?
Other Said: Bagal Ki Gali Me Naya Laga He
Tum Bhi Chalo Su-Su Karke Ate Hai
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Munna: Ye sala College ka fullform kya hai?
Circuit: Apun ko malum hai na bhai
C-Come
O-On
L-Lets
L-Love
E-Every
G-Girl
E-EveryDay
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What is the Difference between DD & Cheque?
DD is like wife which is being trusted but cheque is like GF
Which can bounce at any time
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Mera beta bike se gir gaya hai
Doctor-Pls speak English
Lady-My londa gironda from Hero Honda
Broken Haddi
Karo
MalamPatti
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Exam k Pavan mauke pe arz Kiya hai
Padhna likhna tyag de mitra
Nakal ki rakh aas
Dhak rajai soja
Rab Karega Pass
BOLO CHETAR BABA KI JAI
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Pappu-Guruji,Lambai umar k liye kya karu?
Guruji-Shadi karlo
Pappu-Usse kya umar lambi hogi?
Guruji-nai,lambi lagne lagegi
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Teacher-Agar chor piche k darwaje se aayethen wat to do?
Pappu-Just dial 001, Police bhi peche se ayegi
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Wife-Tumhara Dost Galat Ladki Se Shadi Kr Raha He
Tum Usse Rokte Q Nahi?
Husband-Q Roku Sale Ko?Usne Muje Roka Tha Kya
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Pati-Mujpe Gussa Aane Pe Control Kaise Katri Ho
BIWI-Toilet saaf karti hu
Par Control Kaise Hota H
B:Me Apke Tuthbrush Se Saaf karti Hu
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Pappu-WO ladki behri hai
Raju-Kaise?
Pappu-Maine use I LOVE U kaha to boli
“Maine kal hi naya sandal kharida he”
Aasuon ke chalne ki awaz nahi hoti
Dil ke tootne ki ahat nahi hoti
Agar hota khuda k har dard ka ehsaas
To use dard dene ki adat nahi hoti
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Ek din tujse rutkar dekhna hai.
Tere manane ka andaz dekhna hai.
Abhi to do pal hi sath chale ho,
Kab tak tum sath chaloge..ekdin ye bhi dekhna hai
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Saathi sirf woh nahi hota jo jeevan bhar sath nibhaye.
Sathi to woh hai jo jivan ke kuch palon mein bhi
Jeevan bhar ka saath de jaye.
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Jala denge apne dil ko diye ki tarah.
Teri zindigi me roshni lane ke liye.
Seh lenge chubhan ko pairon tale
Teri rahon me phool bichane ke liye.
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Hum jal kar v roshni failate rahe.
Mere jal ne ko kisi ne dekha hi nahi.
Mere roshni pe sab muskurate rahe.
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Teri bahon me zindigi guzar jaye.
Ankho me saanso me tu sama jaye.
Ho na tu kabhi zuda ek pal liye.
Rahe itni kareeb ho k hosh hi na aye.
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Jis tarah rago me khun baheta hai.
Is tarah teri chahat ka junun raheta hai.
Zindgi ki har khusi mansub he tujse
Baat ho tujse to dilko sukun milta hai.
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Sabke hote hua b tanhai mili hai.
Wafa kar k b burai mili hai.
Jitni dua ki kisiko pane ki.
Usse zyada uski judai mili hai.