Funny sms

6 Dogs Running on Road
1 Ask , Tum Sb Bhag Kyu Rahe Ho?
Other Said: Bagal Ki Gali Me Naya Laga He
Tum Bhi Chalo Su-Su Karke Ate Hai

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Munna: Ye sala College ka fullform kya hai?
Circuit: Apun ko malum hai na bhai
C-Come
O-On
L-Lets
L-Love
E-Every
G-Girl
E-EveryDay

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What is the Difference between DD & Cheque?
DD is like wife which is being trusted but cheque is like GF
Which can bounce at any time

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Mera beta bike se gir gaya hai
Doctor-Pls speak English
Lady-My londa gironda from Hero Honda
Broken Haddi
Karo
MalamPatti

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Exam k Pavan mauke pe arz Kiya hai
Padhna likhna tyag de mitra
Nakal ki rakh aas
Dhak rajai soja
Rab Karega Pass
BOLO CHETAR BABA KI JAI

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Pappu-Guruji,Lambai umar k liye kya karu?
Guruji-Shadi karlo
Pappu-Usse kya umar lambi hogi?
Guruji-nai,lambi lagne lagegi

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Teacher-Agar chor piche k darwaje se aayethen wat to do?
Pappu-Just dial 001, Police bhi peche se ayegi

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Wife-Tumhara Dost Galat Ladki Se Shadi Kr Raha He
Tum Usse Rokte Q Nahi?
Husband-Q Roku Sale Ko?Usne Muje Roka Tha Kya

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Pati-Mujpe Gussa Aane Pe Control Kaise Katri Ho
BIWI-Toilet saaf karti hu
Par Control Kaise Hota H
B:Me Apke Tuthbrush Se Saaf karti Hu

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Pappu-WO ladki behri hai
Raju-Kaise?
Pappu-Maine use I LOVE U kaha to boli
“Maine kal hi naya sandal kharida he”