Patni-Main tumhari zindagi ki kitaab hu
Pati-Yahi to afsos hai Calender hoti to hr saal change to kr leta
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Teri Dosti me diwane ho gaye
Tujhe apna banate banate begane ho gaye
Pukar le 1 bar pyar se mere dost
MURGE ki awaz sune zamane ho gaye
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Santa Rail ki Patri Pr So Gya
Banta-Kya Kar Rahe ho Train Ayegi To Maroge
Snta-Mere Upar Se Jahaj Guzar Gya To Kuch Nhi Hua,Train Kya Chej he
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Dost Ka Jb Koi
Pegham Ayega
Honto Pe Tera Hi
Nam Ayega
Lag Jaye Jb Tere
Damn Pe Koi Dagh
To Gbrana Mt
Akhir Surf Exel Kb
Kaam Ayega
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Santa:Why has the Govt
Fixed voting age 18yrs & marriage age 21yrs?
Banta:Govt ko pata hai ki desh sambhalna aasan he
Lekin biwi ko nhi
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Santa:Arre dekh teri biwi ko saap kaath raha hai
Banta:Chinta mat kar yarr,uska zahar khatam ho gaya hoga
Recharge karwane aaya hoga
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Santa Ghar ka Darwaza Ukhaad Ke
Kandhe Pe Rakh Ke Jar Raha tha
Kisi Ne Pucha:Kahan Ja rahe Ho?
Santa:Taala Khulwanay
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Exam ANTHEM:
Hum sub honge pass
Hum sab honge pass ekdin
Ho ho
Likhte hai bakwaas
Fir bhi hai viswaas
Paper hoga Jakkhas Ek Din…
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Pappu ko truck ne takar mar di
Dost:Yar jo hona tha ho gaya,par tu itna dara hua Q hau?
Yar Q ki us truck ke piche likha tha
Fir milenge
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Santa:Yaar maine naye detergent se apni shirt dhuyi
Aur wo chhoti ho gayi! Ab kya karoon?
Banta:Usi detergent se ek baar khud naha le
Pati-Yahi to afsos hai Calender hoti to hr saal change to kr leta
**********
Teri Dosti me diwane ho gaye
Tujhe apna banate banate begane ho gaye
Pukar le 1 bar pyar se mere dost
MURGE ki awaz sune zamane ho gaye
**********
Santa Rail ki Patri Pr So Gya
Banta-Kya Kar Rahe ho Train Ayegi To Maroge
Snta-Mere Upar Se Jahaj Guzar Gya To Kuch Nhi Hua,Train Kya Chej he
**********
Dost Ka Jb Koi
Pegham Ayega
Honto Pe Tera Hi
Nam Ayega
Lag Jaye Jb Tere
Damn Pe Koi Dagh
To Gbrana Mt
Akhir Surf Exel Kb
Kaam Ayega
**********
Santa:Why has the Govt
Fixed voting age 18yrs & marriage age 21yrs?
Banta:Govt ko pata hai ki desh sambhalna aasan he
Lekin biwi ko nhi
**********
Santa:Arre dekh teri biwi ko saap kaath raha hai
Banta:Chinta mat kar yarr,uska zahar khatam ho gaya hoga
Recharge karwane aaya hoga
**********
Santa Ghar ka Darwaza Ukhaad Ke
Kandhe Pe Rakh Ke Jar Raha tha
Kisi Ne Pucha:Kahan Ja rahe Ho?
Santa:Taala Khulwanay
***********
Exam ANTHEM:
Hum sub honge pass
Hum sab honge pass ekdin
Ho ho
Likhte hai bakwaas
Fir bhi hai viswaas
Paper hoga Jakkhas Ek Din…
**********
Pappu ko truck ne takar mar di
Dost:Yar jo hona tha ho gaya,par tu itna dara hua Q hau?
Yar Q ki us truck ke piche likha tha
Fir milenge
**********
Santa:Yaar maine naye detergent se apni shirt dhuyi
Aur wo chhoti ho gayi! Ab kya karoon?
Banta:Usi detergent se ek baar khud naha le
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