Bhikari ne phone kiya
Hello Taj Hotel?
1 Pizza
1 Biryani
1 Rasmalai bhej do…
Taj – Kiske naam se bejhu?
Bhikari – Allah k naam pe bhej de
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Pakisthan me twins baby paida hue to SAAS boli
“Lo batao, Hamare pakisthan ki halat dekh kar
ab bache v akele ate hue darte hai
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Ganja going on road
A bird hits on his head
“Hey Bhagwan ye kya hua”
Bhagwan – Bacha tu itni dhup me ja raha hai
Maito sirf sunscreen lotion dala hai
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Pad kar kya karma hai
Akhir ek din sabko marna hai
4 din khusi se jee lo
Kyunki agle janam me phir se
Nursery se hi shuru karna hai
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Boy - Raat ko neend nehi
Subah ko chain nehi
Har pal pyas hi pyas hai
Aag hi aag hai
Kya yhi pyar hai?
Girl – Nehi yeh to garmi ki shuruwat hai
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Kanjus Baap – Kaha gya tha?
Beta – gf k sath tha
Baap gusse se – Kitna kharcha kya ?
Beta –250
Baap –250?
Beta –Uske pass itna hi tha
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