This is an Adult msg
If u r under the age of 18Pls don’t read this sms…
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-Election is round the cornerPlz VOTE
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Ye pyar v ajib cheez he
Maa se ho to mamta
Bap se ho to kartavya
Bhai se ho to dharm
Bahan se ho to farz
Aur
Biwi se ho to
Sonu
Monu
Chotu
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Arz kiya hai
Mera yeh dil teri hi mohabbat ke liye hai
Wah Wah
Mera yeh dil teri hi mohabbat ke liye hai
Lekin
Ye offer kam time ke liye hai
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Boy- Janeman is dil me aja
Gril- Sandle nikalu ?
Boy- Pagli, ye mandir nahi,
Aise hi aja
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Pappu Double Decker bus me upar jakar betha
Jaise hi bus chali wo bhagkar niche aa gaya
Conductor – Niche Q aaye?
Pappu- Oye, upar driver nehi hai
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Full form of BOYS
B- Badmashiyo me sabse aage
O- Owl ki tarah raat me jage
Y- Yaarian nibhate jaan laga ke
S- Sharif sirf maa-baap k aage
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Pappu auto se ek wheel nikal raha tha
Sonu- Tum auto se wheel Q nikal rahe ho
Pappu- Dikhai nei deta yaha likha he-
“Parking is only for 2wheelers”
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What is the similarity between Marriage and 11.59pm?
Ans- Dono k baad 12 bajte hai
aur din badal jate hai
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Ek admi bola aisi zindgi se to maut acchi
Achanak Yamdut aya or bola-
Tumhara jan lene ka hokum hai
Admi- Lo batao ab insaan mazak bhi na kare
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Ek aap ho jo
Payare ho
Kabil ho
Smart ho
Sundar ho
Aur ke hum hai jo otna jhut bilte hai
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Kya apne kabhi
“BHOOT”
ko plastic cover me lipta dekha hai
Nehi
Waqai nehi
To apna ID Card nikal kar dekh lena
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