Shama jail to parwane baneSharab bani to maikhane khule
E dost apni birth date hi batao
Pata to chale
Kis din pagal khane bane
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Happy pagal day
Ye msg usko bhejo jo apki nazar me duniya ka sabse bada pagal hai
Maine to bhej diya
Ab mujhe wapas bhej kar maha paaglo wala harkat mat karma
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Boy to Father-
Baap idhar aa
Mother- Aise nahin bolte beta
Daddy ko izzat se bulate hai
Boy- Baap…Izzat se idhar aa
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Yeh kis tarah yaad arah ho
Aankhen band hai phir bhi nazar aarahe ho
Na jane ku aisa lagta hai ki
Samne khare ho aur
POONCH hila hari ho
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SAAS- Bhagyan ne tumhe 2 akhen di
Chawal se pathar nahi nikal sakti
BAHU- Bhagyan ne tumhe 32 dant diye
2-4 pathar nahi chaba sakti
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Blackmailing in a new style
EMPLOYEE- Agar apne meri salary nai badhai to
Mai sare office ko bata dunga ki
Apne meri salarybadha di hai
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Santa- Oye kya kar raha he?
Banta- Is baby ki aawaz record kar rha hu
Santa- Wok u?
Banta- Wo jab bada ho jayega
Us se is ka matlab puchunga
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Sweet like honey
Costly like money
Blessing like shower
Smiling like flower
Cool like ice
A person so nice
Guess who?
Oye hello !
Its me, not u
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Khat likh raha hu khun se
Saahi mat samajna
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Khat likh raha hu khun se
Saahi mat samajna
Kisi mariz ka sample liya tha
Mera mat samajna
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Most innocent dhamki
As the thief was leaving the house
A kid woke up & said-
Mera school bag bhi le ja kamine
Warna MUMMY ko jaga dunga
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