Premi- Mujhe mehanti saadgi se rehne waleAagyakariAur Ghar sanwar kr rakhne wali ladki chahiye
Girl- Mere ghar aa k mere naukrani ko le ja
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Hum pagal unke piche
Wo pagal koi aur ke piche
Koi aur pagal apke piche
Aap pagal kisi aur k piche
HahahaSare pagal aage piche
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Jab apks sms ata hai
Mera rom rom machal uthta hai
Ang ang me gudgudi hota hai
Ye sms ka kasur nahi hai
Kambakth mobile vibrate hota hai
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Great people think about ideas
Average people talk about things
Small people talk about other people
And legend people never talk
They send SMS
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Arz kiya hai
Ke ruthi hai aise wo humse
Jaise hum sach me unhe mana lenge
Wah Wah
Itna waqt Q bekar kare
Itne me to hum dusri pata lenge
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Bhikari ne phone kiya
Hello Taj Hotel?
1 Pizza
1 Biryani
1 Rasmalai bhej do…
Taj – Kiske naam se bejhu?
Bhikari – Allah k naam pe bhej de
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Pakisthan me twins baby paida hue to SAAS boli
“Lo batao, Hamare pakisthan ki halat dekh kar
ab bache v akele ate hue darte hai
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Ganja going on road
A bird ghits on his head
“Hey Bhagwan ye kya hua”
Bhagwan – Bacha tu itni dhup me ja raha hai
Maito sirf sunscreen lotion dala hai
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Pad kar kya karma hai
Akhir ek din sabko marna hai
4 din khusi se jee lo
Kyunki agle janam me phir se
Nursery se hi shuru karna hai
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Boy - Raat ko neend nehi
Subah ko chain nehi
Har pal pyas hi pyas hai
Aag hi aag hai
Kya yhi pyar hai?
Girl – Nehi yeh to garmi ki shuruwat hai
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