indian joaks-santa banta jokes-hansi mazak

Premi- Mujhe mehanti saadgi se rehne wale
Aagyakari
Aur Ghar sanwar kr rakhne wali ladki chahiye
Girl- Mere ghar aa k mere naukrani ko le ja
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Hum pagal unke piche
Wo pagal koi aur ke piche
Koi aur pagal apke piche
Aap pagal kisi aur k piche
Hahaha
Sare pagal aage piche

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Jab apks sms ata hai
Mera rom rom machal uthta hai
Ang ang me gudgudi hota hai
Ye sms ka kasur nahi hai
Kambakth mobile vibrate hota hai

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Great people think about ideas
Average people talk about things
Small people talk about other people
And legend people never talk
They send SMS

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Arz kiya hai
Ke ruthi hai aise wo humse
Jaise hum sach me unhe mana lenge
Wah Wah
Itna waqt Q bekar kare
Itne me to hum dusri pata lenge